From Not Here

The question comes sooner or later:

Where are you from?

I:

• was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and stayed there 3 years.
• lived in Dayton, Ohio for 6 years.
• lived in Trinidad and Tobago for 6 years (maybe 7).
• lived in Dallas, Texas for about a year.
• traveled around the US for a bit over a year. Fun year.
• lived in Ozone Park, New York for 1 year.
• joined the Navy and traveled to all sorts of fun places for 6 years.
• got out of the Navy and lived in Ozone Park, New York for about half a year.
• moved to Orlando, Florida and lived there for about a year.
• moved to St. Petersburg/Clearwater, Florida, for about 6 years.
• moved to Trinidad for about 4 years to keep an eye on the old man.
• travelled Central America and the Caribbean for a year. Lots of places.
• returned to Trinidad to settle some issues and decide on where next to be - 2 years now.

So where am I from? Why do you ask? I am from Not Here. Any questions?

And did you notice I didn't ask where you were from?